Woke up this morning to my tamagotchi singing me happy birthday.

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halcyonstarfish:

Such graceful creatures.

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How to color eggs with onion shells.

wewantwow:

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This must be the most beautiful DIY tutorial I have ever seen. And it so happens to be in style of this weekend. Found on Ulicam, a very nice blog by Ulrika Kestere, photographer and illustrator. For the whole tutorial and lot’s of inspiration, click here.

babygoatsandfriends:

gitchygitchygoomeans:

happyperson023:

gitchygitchygoomeans:

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

what do you guys think he is saying?

I think MEEEHHHH

I MEAN IN GOAT LANGUAGE. WHAT DOES MEEEHHHH TRANSLATE TO?

In this situation is means STOP WASHING MY BUTT!!

Michael: do you wanna go on a date on Friday?
Me: pff, we've been on dates before, but you've never asked me to one.
Michael: I just want to make it official. Do you want to?
Me: pff, sure..
Michael: what?
Me: you're cute..

littleharleythings:

i’m not a traditional witch

milkmadeicecream:

Flavor of the Month: Flavor #108. Black & White Pint
one half chocolate shortbread ice cream, one half vanilla fondant ice cream with chunks of black and white cookies 

Is there anything more New York than New York? And is there a cookie more New York than the Black and White cookie? A spongey shortbread cookie, dressed in perfect halves — chocolate fudge and vanilla fondant. Inspired by this iconic NYC treat, we crafted the Black and White Pint. Half chocolate shortbread, half vanilla fondant, and chunks of Black and Whites from 1902-established family-run bakery, Glaser’s, in Yorkville (that’s the Upper East!). What side will you eat first?

featuring:
Black & White Cookies from Glaser’s Bake Shop, UES, New York

My dad just sent me, an 18 year old shutin, to my room for being a “bitch”. Jokes on you asshole, I have a dual screen monitor, flatscreen tv with cable, x box, and my cat in my room. I could stay all night in here, all week if I wanted to. My room is fucking awesome. And even if you cut the power off to my room there is one outlet in my room that isn’t connected to that switch on the shock box, so if you do I’ll just move some stuff in my room and plug an extension cord to that outlet and plug my laptop in and then I’ll be good to go for the night. You’re the one that sucks at parenting and you apparently know nothing about me.

Bitch please